nag nag dude nags like a woman

charles:"my arm is numb"
me:"aww here let me massage it"
c:(tone of bitchiness) "no it's fine"
m: massages his arm with the whal massage wand
c:"my amino acids are building up giving me heartburn" which is how he insinuates he needs his dick sucked.
m: goes fix coffee, bacon, and eggs at 4 am
c: watches the 'news'
m: the bacon takes longer to cook than the eggs so i bring him the eggs while they are hot because he'd bitch that they were cold if i wait for the bacon.
c: bitches that he wants them together
m: "eat them while they are warm, you're welcome"
c: "thank you"(thankless tone)
m: cooks more eggs. the bacon is now ready. plates up the bacon and eggs.
c: freshen my coffee
m: freshens his ☕
c: has his bacon, eggs, & coffee
m: has one piece of bacon and a banana
c: starts nagging and bitching
m: is recording everything. i have had it up to here☝with the bullshit. "don't talk to me and don't talk about me"
c: "you..."
m: "shut up"
c: nag bitch moan gripe
m: goes fix his lunch in his lunchbox and coffee in his yeti
c: bitch moan nag gripe
m: I'm on my period.
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